Alta gets into the car after school and says;
This is not suprising to me because I have known for awhile that she loves boys. Before Brock, it was Seth. Both innocent blond haired blue eyed boys. We have had many discussions about not trying to kiss her boyfriends after I found her chasing poor Seth, trying to pin him down for a smooch;
"Mom the funniest thing happened today! Brock didn't even know that I was his girlfriend, so I had to tell him!"
She relentlessly agrees.
"Alta, you can't kiss boys until you are a grown up, you can only kiss your mom and dad."
She makes Brock a card professing her undying love. It says "kiss me" on it. I make her scratch it out. She draws hearts over the words.
People! She is only five! What am I going to do? HELP!